Did I not promise you eyeball-melting cuteness? Bam! Before starting, I tried valiantly to find the original source of this pin ...

Halloween 2009—In utero. We didn't know gender yet, and it's hard to get a costume on a fetus anyway, so the kiddo just accessorize...

When I graduated high school, I was seventeen years old and still hadn't formulated a plan for college. I knew, vaguely, that I should g...